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October 30, 2009

From my father.

“Before I met your mama, all I cared about was drinking, chasing women, and antiquing.” – Pops.

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October 30, 2009

From my father.

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{New Additions.}

{Required Reading.}

{Various & Sundry.}

{Words on the Street.}

{Broke Down Blogging.}

{Twitterpated.}